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Porady dlya novykh vlasnykiv rotvey̆leriv

Yakshcho vy budete chekaty do shesty misyatsiv - tse bude zanadto pizno. Pochaty moment, koly vy vdoma. Ton tse vse! Kazhutʹ, v “med” ton, koly vash shchenya robytʹ te, shcho vy khochete - v “Yad” ton, koly vin tse ne tak! Vazhlyvo, shcho zmina tonu “chastky sekundy”. Osud maye buty nehay̆nym, shvydko i rizko [yak i y̆oho maty] - abo tsutsenya ne pov’yazuye vash zakyd, z tym, shcho vin zrobyv. Pam’yatay̆te, ne robyty znyzhku na tsutsenya, dozvolyayuchy y̆omu robyty vse, shcho vy ne khotily b tse robyty u doroslomu zhytti. Vsi shchenyata: zhuvaty i rota, secha ta kormy, ryty yamy, strybaty vhoru - tse te, shcho tsutsenyata robyty! Vash shchenya ne ye vynyatkom.
Dystsyplina

Tse duzhe vazhlyvo, ale vy povynni pokazaty tsutsenyati, shcho vy khochete y̆oho zrobyty, a potim, koly vin rozumiye - khvalitʹ y̆oho! Rotvey̆lery khochete poraduvaty svoïkh vlasnykiv, ale inodi mozhe buty duzhe napolehlyvoyu. Prostyy̆ `ukh, ukh`, yak pravylo, dostatnʹo, inodi nyzʹke harchannya, ale yakshcho tsutsenya bilʹsh stiy̆kymy - tremtinnya nad komir i suvoryy̆ ryk y̆omu v oblychchya. Vy ne povynni byty tsutsenya, nikoly.
“Med” i “Venom”

Sprobuy̆te vhadaty, shcho vin zbyrayetʹsya zrobyty i skazaty: “ukh, ukh” abo harchannya [v “otruta” ton], koly vy znayete, shcho vin zbyrayetʹsya zrobyty shchosʹ ne tak - vin podumaye, shcho vy psykhichnoï! Potim pokhvalitʹ y̆oho v “med” ton druhoï vin zupynyayetʹsya. Ton nabahato bilʹsh efektyvnym, nizh kryky i poboï, i y̆oho krashchyy̆ sposib dosyahty vzayemorozuminnya “, yakyy̆ tak neobkhidnyy̆ dlya khoroshoho partnerstva. Rozrobka “pozytyvnyy̆” navkolyshnye seredu - khvalyty y̆oho, koly vin otrymuye vse pravylʹno abo prosto buty khoroshym - Don `T trymaty y̆oho nyttya na otrymannya rechi nepravylʹno.
Perekhid psykhichnoho

Koly vasha sobaka navchylasya same te, shcho vy khochete, shchob zrobyty kozhen raz, koly vy dayete y̆omu komandu, oznachaye, shcho vin, i perekonay̆tesya, shcho vin pidporyadkovuyetʹsya pershyy̆ raz, a potim, koly vin robytʹ pidkoryatysya - y̆ty “psykhichne” z pokhvaloyu!
Spilkuvannya zhyttyevo vazhlyvo

Pershi misyatsi zhyttya tsutsenya mayutʹ vyrishalʹne znachennya. Shchenya, yak chystyy̆ arkush paperu - te, shcho vy poklaly tse na vash rozsud. Pravylʹnyy̆ vyd spilkuvannya ye nadzvychay̆no vazhlyvym. Do shcheplennya zavershena, vy mozhete vzyaty y̆oho v kutku i prosto trymaty y̆oho v rukakh (vid inshykh sobak), i vin bude lyubyty chuzhykh suyety zakhochetʹsya zrobyty - i nezabarom zvykayutʹ do prokhodytʹ trafik.

Pislya y̆oho udariv ye povnymy, vzyaty y̆oho v budʹ-yakomu mistsi vy znayete, shcho vony, yak sobaky, khodyty na vsi hromadsʹki mistsya, za mezhamy supermarketu abo shkoly ye khoroshym mistsem, a dity budutʹ vchytysya ne boyatysya y̆oho.
“Brudom”

Budʹ tsutsenya hryzty palʹtsi, yakshcho vy budete dotrymuvatysya ïkh v rot! “Brudom” ne dopuskayetʹsya pry budʹ-yakykh obstavyn i inodi pomylkovo interpretovani yak “ukus” lyudy ne znay̆omi z porodoyu. Yakshcho dozvoleno prodovzhuvaty v zrilomu vitsi tse nevynne vymoha uvahy mozhe pererosty v kusatysya. Suvoryy̆ ryk, abo navitʹ krychaty, povynni prypynyty tse - ne day̆te y̆omu rozvyvatysya.
Temperament

Rotvey̆lery vrazhaye z sylʹnym, ale inodi dominuyuchym stavlennyam, i vony duzhe rozumni i lyublyachi. Vony lyublyatʹ hraty v ihry, poky vy ne dozvolyayutʹ ïm otrymuvaty nadmirno zbudzhenym. Oskilʹky vony ye nadiy̆nymy, vony mayutʹ potrebu u velykiy̆ kilʹkosti shchodennykh fizychnykh vprav, i slukhnyanosti navchannya dopomozhe spryamuvaty ïkh buy̆nyy̆ kharakter. Vony mozhutʹ buty umysnym, tak shcho chleny sim’ï povynni vstanovyty sviy̆ kontrolʹ nad nymy z samoho rannʹoho viku, abo vony mozhutʹ vidmovytysya komandy. Vony povynni vykhovuvatysya zi zdorovym hluzdom i vzayemnoï povahy - suvora, ale spravedlyva.
Panuvannya

Don `T perekrutyty svoye dominuyuche stavlennya do inshykh sobakam z ahresyvnym stavlennyam do lyudey̆ - persha ïkh vkorineni kharakter, a druha pohana rozvedennya abo vidsutnistʹ spilkuvannya. Vony mozhutʹ zalyakuvaty i dominuvaty nad inshymy sobakamy, a takozh lyudy - aspekty ïkh kharakteru, yaki povynni kontrolyuvatysya z samoho rannʹoho viku. Vony viddayutʹ perevahu lyudy, shchob buty “vatazhka z·hraï”, - ale yakshcho vy ne, vony budutʹ! Deyaki choloviky namahayutʹsya dominuvaty nad cholovikamy rotvey̆lery, vtupyvshysʹ v ïkh osobi - pryamyy̆ zorovyy̆ kontakt lyakaye sobaku. Vin ne lyubytʹ ïï i ne bude vas. Vin vidchuvaye zahrozu z boku tse - ne robitʹ tsʹoho. Nikoly ne dozvolyay̆te cholovichyy̆ Rotvey̆ler poklav holovu na shyyu abo spynu, yak vin mozhe namahatysya dominuvaty nad vamy.

Deyaki rotvey̆leriv stala prysviy̆ni za ïzhu. Yakshcho tse stanetʹsya, sprobuy̆te hoduvaty y̆oho po rutsi, abo nekhay̆ bere ïzhu z mysky z palʹtsyamy vse shche vseredyni chashi. Yakshcho tse bulo zrobleno z shchenyachʹeho viku, vin ne bude oburyuvatysya.
Ahresiya

Ahresiya ne povynna zaokhochuvatysya v budʹ-yakyy̆ chas. Deyaki lyudy aktyvno zaokhochuvaty ïkh okhorony pryrody i tse nepravylʹno! Vash rotvey̆ler okhoronyatyme instynktyvno, bez provokatsiy̆ vid vas. Don `T” vitru y̆oho “. “Rough zhytlo” i problemy mitsnosti ne sposib upravlinnya rotvey̆ler. Zreshtoyu nastane chas, koly vin bude oburyuvatysya, i khochutʹ vyy̆ty z `zverkhu`, - ale vy povynni zavzhdy zalyshatysya “vatazhok z·hraï”. Y̆oho kharakter vkorinenoyu potribni tverdistʹ - ne syla. Budʹ naporystym ne vladnyy̆. Vasha `bude` povynen buty sylʹnym - ne vashe statura “.
Zdiy̆snyuvaty

Prodovzhuy̆te vykonuvaty do minimumu, shchob pochaty s - vash sad bude dostatnʹo, poky udary ye povnymy. Potim trokhy prohulyanok, postupovo zbilʹshuyuchy kozhen kilʹka dniv bude dostatnʹo. BUDʹ LASKA, ne perehodovuvaty tsutsenya - vy khochete FIT rotvey̆ler ne tovstyy̆. Ne dozvolyay̆te y̆omu vesty sebe buy̆no z doroslymy sobakamy, pidnimatysya po skhodakh abo strybaty z mashyny. Pidnimitʹ y̆oho, abo vy mozhe vyklykaty problemy z suhlobamy.
Socialise! Socialise! Socialise!
Shchodnya

Chystitʹ sobatsi yakomoha chastishe (vin bude lyubyty uvahu) i vyvchyty vukha, ochi, rot, nohy i statevi orhany chipaty - tse harantuye, vasha sobaka ne bude oburyuvatysya z obrobky veterynara chy budʹ-khto inshyy̆, i shcho osoblyvo vazhlyvo dlya pidtrymky “psykhichnoho” dominuvannya.

Budʹ laska, ne dozvolyay̆te tsutsenyati u vashiy̆ spalʹni abo, shche hirshe, pochynayutʹ spaty na vashomu lizhku abo dyvana. Koly vin doroslyy̆, vin mozhe ne spodobayetʹsya buty vidshtovkhnuvsya i reahuvaty, yak niby tse y̆oho lizhku, - to vy v bidi! Don `T zapustyty y̆oho.
Pokarannya

Vy povynni trymaty z·hornutoï hazety v kozhniy̆ kimnati v budynku. Koly sobaka robytʹ shchosʹ nepravylʹno, vy povynni nehay̆no vzyaty z·hornutu hazetu - lyuto byty sebe po holovi kilʹka raziv z neyu hovoryv u toy̆ chas yak “pohanyy̆ hospodar, pohanyy̆ hospodar, pohanyy̆ hospodar”! Koly sobaka robytʹ nepravylʹno, tse, yak pravylo vyny lyudyny (tomu shcho vin ne zmih svoho navchannya), ne sobaky!

Pam’yatay̆te - dumaty, yak sobaka!
Rada

My vsʹoho lyshe telefonnyy̆ dzvinok - ne vidchuvayete, shcho Vy buty nepryyemnosti.
Yakshcho u vas ye problemy - my zavzhdy dopomozhemo, yakshcho tse mozhlyvo.

Budʹ laska, lyubyte svoho rotvey̆lera na shmatky!

Zhodna chastyna tsʹoho kerivnytstva ne mozhe buty vidtvorena bez poperednʹoho pysʹmovoho dozvolu London i Pivdenno-Skhidnoï rotvey̆ler klubu.

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A Blog, By Luke Morton: Object method chaining

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Today I’ll start with some PHP and JS.

$('<div class="successful_message">A success message</div>') .insertAfter('h1') .delay(5000) .fadeOut() ;
Image::factory('/my/path/to/image.jpg') ->resize_proportional(1024) ->flip('y') ->save(function ($current_name) { return str_replace('.jpg',...

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A Blog, By Luke Morton: PHP 5.4 Alpha out!

lukemorton:

Get it while it’s hot.

So I got back from watching Transformers 3 (pretty awesome) to find a message from the PHP-DEV mailing list:

Hello!

Stas has packed PHP 5.4.0alpha1 which you can find here:

http://downloads.php.net/stas/

Please test it carefully, and report any bugs in the…

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Path is pretty in the same designy way as our modern museums…These museums are very exciting when they open. You show up and marvel along with all of the other fans of architecture. Maybe you return for one of those nights where they stay open late and there is a band and drinking. “A great space,” you think. Maybe one day you’ll be rich and rent out the atrium for a private party. The art doesn’t get talked about so much at these museums. The museum itself is the “social object,” as it were. Eventually the particulars around which the museum was designed fall out of fashion. A fresh crop of architects finds it to be too flashy, or too dull, or to have been guided by faulty principles. There is congestion where there should be flow. Certain rooms are simply exhausting. Maybe it is even an eyesore. This is good for the museum. Now they can really fuck up the place…Path is a monument to Path. It is no place to scribble in. I wish it longevity so that it might find shabbiness.

Sexpigeon 

This is the best thing I’ve read about Path, and it perfectly articulates something I’ve thought not only about Path, but also a lot of other exemplars of the fussy, post-Apple wave of “high design” in tech products. Khoi Vinh has written about the same phenomenon, arguing that the obsessive design polish we in the industry have come to fetishize can lead to products without the “breathing room” to feel truly lived in by users.

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UN Pulse from U.N. Dag Hammarskjöld Library: Security Council Meeting on Situation in Côte d'Ivoire

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The Security Council met this morning on the situation in Côte d’Ivoire. The Twenty-ninth progress report of the Secretary-General on the United Nations Operation in Côte d’Ivoire (UNOCI) (S/2011/807) was discussed.

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Kinolohichnyy̆ Internet

Kinolohichnyy̆ Internet yavlyaye soboyu kompleksne navchannya sobaky videoryad vy mozhete dyvytysya onlay̆n Vono bulo zrobleno Dove Kressuell (na budʹ-yakomu komp’yuteri .) - Sobaka Hollivud Pivnichnoï trenera, yakyy̆ trenuye sobak dlya filʹmiv i reklamnykh rolykiv.


Kurs okhoplyuye may̆zhe vse, shcho vy khotily b znaty, yakshcho vy planuyete otrymaty novu sobaku abo tsutsenya rotvey̆lera v tomu chysli neznachne navchannya , yashchyk navchannya, navchannya pokory, povertayuchysʹ pry vyklyku , zalyshayuchysʹ zamozhnykh lyudey̆ i mebli , khoroshi manery, povodok khodʹbi i sobaky tryuky.


A vartistʹ nabahato menshe, nizh potribno platyty, shchob diznatysya vse tse vid zvychay̆noï klasi tsutsenyat


Vy otrymuyete ryad 7 video urokiv, a takozh deyaki bonusy audiozapysy pro te , yak vybraty pravylʹne kharchuvannya dlya vashoï sobaky, yak navchyty y̆oho oderzhuvaty, yak zmusyty y̆oho braty uchastʹ u sportyvnykh sobak ta bahato inshoho.


Khocha, zvychay̆no, ne sprava stilʹky z problemoyu ahresiï (yak Kinolohichnyy̆ Sekrety vyshche) , bulo b zdorovo dlya tykh, khto tilʹky otrymuye novoho tsutsenya abo dlya tykh, khto dobre sebe Rottie (khto tilʹky ne vdayetʹsya zvernuty uvahu ! )

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Security Council Meeting on Peace and Security in Africa

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The Security Council will meet this afternoon, 26 January, on peace and security in Africa.  The letter dated 17 January 2012 from the Secretary-General addressed to the President of the Security Council (S/2012/42) will be discussed.

UN Resources

Photo:  Security Council Meeting on Peace and Security in Africa.  5 May 2009. UN Photo/Devra Berkowitz

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Security Council Meeting on Peace and Security in Africa

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The Security Council will meet this afternoon, 26 January, on peace and security in Africa.  The letter dated 17 January 2012 from the Secretary-General addressed to the President of the Security Council (S/2012/42) will be discussed.

UN Resources

Photo:  Security Council Meeting on Peace and Security in Africa.  5 May 2009. UN Photo/Devra Berkowitz

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The Writers That Shadow Us

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PICO IYER

on the ghost of Graham Greene.
Iyer’s The Man Within My Head is published today.


I had just arrived in Saigon — this was September 2004 — and, 15 hours out of sync after the long flight from California, I was wide-awake, adrenaline-quickened and eager to see everything as I hit the late-night streets. I dropped off my case at the Hotel Majestic and then began walking down Tu Do, or Freedom Street (the Rue Catinat, as it had been in French times, and now officially Dong Khoi, or Simultaneous Uprising Street).

The city had not changed much in the 13 years since I’d last been here, except that the sense of illicit energy, of movement, of underground whispering was more intense. “Layla” drifted up from an underground bar, and men along the sidewalks murmured promises of various exotic pleasures. A young woman sped up on a motorbike, took off her helmet and, shaking free her long hair, said, “We go my room?” Cyclo-drivers peddled slowly past, sometimes with a single woman in their seats, sometimes stopping to ask if I needed a friend.

I went into an internet café — they were everywhere, and everything was open, even after midnight — needing to transcribe this for someone. “I might almost be walking through Graham Greene’s Quiet American,” I wrote to a childhood friend who had become a novelist in a somewhat Greenian vein. “It’s uncanny. The Englishman Fowler and his Vietnamese girlfriend Phuong might still be walking down the Rue Catinat.”

At that very moment a young woman came in, from the N.Y.-Saigon Bar next door, and took the stool next to mine. Business must be slow, I guessed, so she’d check her email for a while. She was long-legged, very young, and barely dressed. She logged onto her Hotmail account and I, shameless journalist, looked over to see what she was typing.

It was, of course, a love letter, from an admirer in Europe. “Dear Phuong,” it began, and then the changeless cadences of half-requited love came tumbling out.

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